he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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