i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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