I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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