I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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