should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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