Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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