is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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