You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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