wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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