there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
