He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I party with great urgency now.
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