Having a random hookup so left but love u
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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