I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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