we're blogging at a bar
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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