she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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