I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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