Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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