...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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