have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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