if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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