he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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