Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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