He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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