Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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