her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
do herpes really smell.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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