Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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