I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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