If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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