yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Are we still banned from the library?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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