Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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