Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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