i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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