There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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