"it" just moved
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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