i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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