I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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