I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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