Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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