It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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