We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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