how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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