the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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