I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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