I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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