wake up i wanna do it froggy style
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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