I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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