The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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