just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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