I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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