Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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