We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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