My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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