Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
