Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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