I wish i was in the wii world.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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