I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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