is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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