I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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