Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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