Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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