Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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