At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Randomize
